eBay is so much fun!  I can see why people get addicted.  I was bidding on an item this morning and swooped in at the last second to win the auction.  VICTORY!!  I mean, I was actually nervous waiting those last two minutes to see if I would win or someone else would try to come in at the last second and out bid me.  It's better than a roller coaster!  Plus, you end up with cool stuff when it's all over rather just an upset stomach and a cheesy picture of you screaming like a little girl. 

Man, I need to buy some eBay stock.  Those folks have got one heck of a business model.